On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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