I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
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all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
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I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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