so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
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This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
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it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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