very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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