I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
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I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
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All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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