I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
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