These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
