But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
Randomize
