When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
