the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
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We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
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Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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