"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
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