I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
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I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
No subtext here. People are naked.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
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That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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