What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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