Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
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What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
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he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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