Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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