pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize
