Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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