Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
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More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
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since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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