Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
