You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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