It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
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Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
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i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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