I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
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