Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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