Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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