did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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