The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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