Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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