Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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