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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.

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(706): View more from Georgia

I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.

(1-706): View more from Georgia

Where the hell are you

(706): View more from Georgia

He's winning.

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(773): View more from Illinois

the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...

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(517): View more from Michigan

I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?

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(541): View more from Oregon

Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.

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(561): View more from Florida

We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....

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(904): View more from Florida

Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon

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(318): View more from Louisiana

You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...

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