Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
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There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
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Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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