do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
Randomize
