We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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