I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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