Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
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Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
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her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
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