Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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