She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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