Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
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His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
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I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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