I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
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i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
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So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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