You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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