all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
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the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
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I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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