we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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