i need an iv and a liver transplant
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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