belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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