just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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