My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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