too bad you live with your parents still
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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