That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
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I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
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The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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