He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
We need to rekindle our bromance
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
is this the sara with the beer cane?
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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