I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
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