I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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