Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
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I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
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I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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