For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
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the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
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Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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