White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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