Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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