He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Randomize
